That's Just Wrong

Ah, my wife.  She's smart, funny, witty, and God bless her...she means well.  But while she knows the Star Wars characters' basic histories, she doesn't understand why I'm such a huge fan...or why I was so mortified when she affixed this to the back of our car:

I really hope she's not trying to tell me something.  And why do I hear banjos?

UPDATE: Apparently, not only have people been taking pictures of this, but now it's become part of the Failblog.  My wife's extremely embarrassed, and wants me to buy the Han Solo sticker ASAP.  I'm busting up laughing...and I think I'm going to keep the stickers as they are.  It's just too damn funny.